我停步东。哪里是我的甜甜圈?
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“My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.”
— My 92 year old grandma. (via lule-bell)
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Parent: what does a cow say?

Baby: "moo!"

Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "baah!"

Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?

Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

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fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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